Saturday 14 September 2013

Nowt Doing :-(

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Sadly, I'm going onto Nightshift for a time.  This means that my blog may not be updated as a while, as I'll not be going out anywhere!

I'll of course still try to get out to early evening events, and write a quick review

Thanks for reading!

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Friday 12 April 2013

20 Tiny Plays About Sheffield


Description: Theatre
Location: The Studio Theatre

Actually (depending on who you listen to) either 21 or 22 tiny plays, and not all plays at that, but some pieces of prose and poetry as well. 20 Tiny Plays is designed to showcase Sheffield, and for the most part, it was successful, with enough detail to keep the locals happy but accessible enough for non-natives.

I myself was born in Sheffield, moved away at a young age, and have been since 2002, when I started University here, and my wife is a southerner, who moved here for university  in 2003, and sees herself as a local but not a native, so between us so we have a little of both perspectives.

The first and final plays nicely bookended the evening, with the opening being quite powerful, a chant of Sheffield's five rivers; "Riv-er Don, Loxley, Port-er Brook, Sheaf! Riv-e-lin, Por-ter Brook, Loxley! Don! Sheaf!"  The rhythmic chanting giving a sense of some of the power and drama to come, and the finale, in which a non-Sheffielder visited to see the iconic cooling towers of Blackburn Meadows power station being demolished, which brought a light tear to my eye (yes, I have an odd affection for the the long-gone twin 250ft hunks of concrete).

Sheffield tram near MeadowhallIn between times, there were a few sections here that seemed mere filler.  I don't think, for example, that we needed five minutes of the cast shouting previous headlines from the Sheffield Star, and we certainly didn't need a reprise of this after the interval. There were other sections which were seemingly just to fill time, including some moments of dance. Amateur actors these people may be, but dancers they certainly were not.
There were some real stand-outs in the middle, however. Chief in my mind as far as comedy in concerned was "Blow Blow", the final play before the interval, about Dempsey's, Sheffield's (in)famous gay bar/club night. The thumping music and witty dialogue made this section quite memorable, although I can't say I ever saw the men in flashing bunny ears!

A mini musical about Snooker, whose World Championships are held at the Crucible Theatre in the same building as the Studio Theatre (indeed, the Studio is used as the Players' practice room) ran with underlying themes of feminism. It opened with the protagonist finishing a ticket for the snooker, before falling in love with the sport, and then staying out all hours and incurring the worry of her parents, before finally admitting her obsession to her mum, finding that she too, had had a love for the sport in the past, but gave up playing as her husband didn't appreciate being beaten by a woman!

This method of staging a social element which could have been set anywhere inside a situation based within Sheffield continued, as groups of rival football supporters, United and Wednesday, clashed chanting their respective songs, before rounding on a banker burning money and again as groups of speeding motorists met for a "re-education" session, and discussed immigration, and Sheffield's "City of Sanctuary" status.

The most poignant, "Dear Danny" was in the form of letters and emails send to Danny, author of www.whokilledmymum.com. This website was set up to find the killer of Patricia Grainger, killed in 1997, when he was still very young, and gained widespread attention in Sheffield. The website now has over 1.6 million hits, but now sadly lies dormant, the author presumably having given up any hope of the perpetrator of this horrific crime ever being brought to justice. The mini-play dealt with the matter sensitively, and was one of the more humbling moments of the evening.

All in all, an enjoyable evening out, with just a few minor niggles. I think that had they made 15 Tiny Plays about Sheffield, and cut 20 minutes off, the whole experience would have benefited. The main criticisms I have seen levelled at the play (especially in the Observer) is that there is little flow to the production, but this was always supposed to be a compendium, and need to be treated as one would a compilation album, rather than a concept album. The individual tracks showcased the Sheffield of old as well as the up-and-coming, From football and steel to art and Clegg, all get a mention here. references to current events, closed shops in the centre, austerity and bankers' bonuses bring the play right up to the minute. Well worth a watch.

Writers: Chris Bush, Helen Eastman, Tim Etchells, Sally Goldsmith, Pete Goodland, Russell Hepplewhite, Richard Hurford, Marcia Layne, Tom Lodge, Andrew McMillan, D C Moore, Kaite O'Reilly, Laurence Peacock, Michael Stewart, Stephanie Street, Andrew Thompson, Chris Thorpe, Louise Wallwein


Performers: Tanya Addy, Billy Ashcroft, Jonny Aubrey-Bentley, Jalleh Bahraini, Jessica Barber, Thomas Barker, Sue Beardon, Ellen Bowes, Elliot Brown, David Burchhardt, Sue Burgess, Michaela Caine, Jean Cherry, Samuel Child-Cavill, Joseph Clarkson, Lily Coates, Ned Cooper, Dominic Corfield, Archana Dait, Jennifer Derbyshire, Chidora Ekebuisi, Annie Etchell, Shelby Foster, Becky Frankham, Carmen Franklin, Imogen Gledhill, Paris Guest, Billy Hinchliff, Emily Hurst, Adele Hodson, Keith Khabo, Sean Longmore, Mariah Louca, Clare McManus, Ryan Meehan, Alison Mitchell, James Morley, Leo Peace, Stephen Peace, Satu Pihlstrom, Matthew Plant, Andrew Raftery, David Ridley, Janice Sampson, Estella Smith, Alex Smith, Samuel Smithson, Kate Spivey, Leonora Stavrianakos, Rosa Strong, Anya Sweetland, Jonathan Syer, Robert Turner, Christian Vernon, Bryn Walker, George Webster, Aileen Westoby, Scott Westoby, Jason Wild, Kyle Williams

Musical direction (and performance): Moony Wainwright

Sunday 26 August 2012

Friday 20 July 2012

Tramlines Day 1 - Friday

Fir up, to the Devonshire Cat, bizarrely devoid of any official role this year since the busker bus main departure moves to the Hop, round the opposite corner of Devonshire Green.  Having said that, it didn't appear to be struggling for it.   After meeting a few friends and a swift and rather enjoyable pint of Absolution, one of my favourite local beers, a short walk to the Frog and Parrot on Division Street to see and old favourite of mine (I'm becoming quite the groupie!) - Smiling Ivy it was a pleasure to have them as my first band of Tramlines 2012 proper.  A relatively short set nonetheless squeezed in most of my favourites, including the bouncing jumpy "Bombscare", Rancid cover "Timebomb" and humourous Woody Allen-alike track "Life Backwards".  "Ape-o-Calipso" chilled the crowd down and before new single, "Efficicient Waste of Time" [click to download] went down really well, and A.W.O.L practically caused a riot in the tightly packed little pub.
Catch Smiling Ivy at 5pm in Weston Park and at the Vine Inn on Sunday at 6pm 

A short run to Harrisons followed

Beg Borrow and Steal
The Madding Crowd
Spiders

Thursday 19 July 2012

Tramlines - Pre-party

Every every (and you have to pinch yourself when you remember this is only the fourth) Tramlines seems to get bigger than the last.  This year is no exception, with a full three-day programme on the Main Stage, adding Friday to the bill.  Tramlines get into full swing tomorrow, but for today, there are a few pre-parties dotted around.  I chose to head to The Bowery, where Cool Beans took over for the first of five Tramlines spectaculars.

Up first, Romance Waddington's Soulfunkful. I first met Romance when My cuz Trikboi (now of Chronicles of Graham) advertised for a singer to record with. She turned up to my house, and was, frankly, amazing.  She did not disappoint, and neither did her band, seamlessly transferring between classic tracks I knew to tracks I've never heard but felt certain I knew anyway.  Romance's vocals, moving effortlessly between soaring power and delicate passion were backed impeccably by a funky bassline and guiatar work which seemed to range from metal to soul effortlessly.   
Check them out on Friday, 5pm at the Viper Rooms, 35 Carver Street and at 12pm on the World Music Stage at 5pm on Saturday in the Peace Gardens. (note spelling mistake in Tramlines programme).

Next up, another act I'd seen before in the shape of Burleskimo. I first saw these last year at The Harley, another Sheffield must-visit gig spot, on an alt/hip-hop fest with The Rub Kid and The Legend Of The 7 Black Tentacles. These were another reason I wandered into The Bowery this Thursday evening.  As with the first time, they did not fail to impress.  The heat and raw grit of Mike's rhymes spat across the bar, tripping the rapidly swelling crowd and DnaĆ«'s vocals would make a church choir weep.  Check them on "World's Gone Crazy" (opens in Spotify) from their self-titled Burleskimo EP - one of my top tracks of last year, with a superb funk bass.  A track you dance to at the first listen, but listen to after the first dance.  A brilliantly poetic and powerful track
Catch them on Saturday at 6pm at The Vine Inn, and on Sunday from 4pm in Weston Park

A new group to me next, Mental Block.  A great band, with "Backstabbing Cheater" quite a highlight for me for all their bitter irony - Backstabbin' cheater / I'll never leave ya - if you don't relate to that, you're either too young, or too lucky.  Either way, get out of my sight!  Mental Block have a lovely chilled out folk-reggae vibe with occasional bursts of energy and power.  Political, emotional and very powerful, Mental Block are a good band to look into later in the festival season.
See Mental Block at BOMfest at 4pm on the Main Stage, re-arranged to 22nd September at Worsborough Mill.

Finally, The Soul Circle Gang took to the stage, by the which the Bowery was absolutely thronging.  A soul-funk swing group, this was a great chill out party to end off the night (OK, there were DJs).  I'm afraid I had to leave partway through their set to get my last tram home as I was at work the next day, but I will certainly be checking them out again over the Tramlines weekend.
Soul Circle Gang are playing the World Music Stage at 5pm on Saturday in the Peace Gardens

Sunday 3 June 2012

Reverend & The Makers & Joe Carnall live online NOW

I'm going to break with my usual reporting to post a preview/alert.

Reverend & The Makers are live on Ustream right now.  Check it out here.

Friday 1 June 2012

ONENESS @ The Vine Inn

Event: Oneness ...Peace, Love & Unity
Description: Gig
Location:160-162 Cemetery Road, Sheffield, S11 8FR
Address: The Vine Inn


Another night of Oneness and love, courtesy of Mr KOG, Jungle Ivy and Chronicles of Graham.  Sadly for me, I missed Chronicles of Graham, as I began the night of a work's night out in the city centre, but I arrived in time for the fantastic KOG & The Allstar Revolution.  Borrowing some members of Chronicles of Graham, KOG plays reggae, ska and afrobeat, jumping from one genre to the next, always keeping the crowd moving.  If KOG looked comfortable to first time I saw him, he was every inch the pro tonight,the crowd hanging on every word spilling from his mouth, be it soulfully sung or powerfully delivered by virtue of his punchy raps.  Dee and Zoe of backing vocals kept everything together and harmonised really well with each other and with KOG.  Coxy was up to his usual brilliance, riffs and solos abound, such that it would be easy to miss the important work of Nervous Dave, hidden away behind his keyboard, stage left, but his melodies and fills kept the tunes going and overall added to the sound.  Nervous Dave is, in many ways, the unsung hero of many Chronicles of Graham tracks, and he proved to be the same here with the Allstar Revolution.
KOG & The Allstar Revolution

Up next, Jungle Ivy, a mashup of Jungle Lion and Smiling Ivy.  A proper punk/funk-fest, filling the room.  Everyone was bouncing around, an for a relatively recent

To finish the night off, and all-too-brief DJ set by HarleyLikesMusic.  For those of you unfamiliar with Harley, he DJs using only a Nintendo DS (well, two of them).  Highlights (for me at least) always include his version of KiD CuDi/Crookers track "Day 'N' Night".  How he does it on just a handheld games console I'll never know!

Saturday 17 March 2012

St Patrick's Day Live

Event: St Patrick's Day Live (featuring Smiling Ivy, Chronicles of Graham and Nick Robin, Ben Webster )
Description: Gig
Location: 3 Spooner Road, Broomhill, Sheffield, S10 5BL

Address: The South Sea

Another day, another Chronicles of Graham gig.  Again, supporting the fantastic Smiling Ivy, and this time taking to the South Sea in student-central Broomhill on St. patrick's Day, this was surely a night not to be missed.

The night began with Ben Webster, a singer-songwiter on acoustic guitar.  Whilst he got a good reception from the assembled crowd, I felt he suffered somewhat from the early start time.  He ran through a blend of his own songs and some crowd-pleasing covers as well.  Adept on both guitar and harmonica, his folksy-blues/rock sound was the perfect way to start a St. Patrick's Day off.

Nick Robin (left) really impressed me.  Armed with an acoustic guitar, a kick drum and a cymbal, he was able to sound like a whole band on his own.  He ran through his all too short set with panache and humour, as well as just fabulous musicianship.

Chronicles of Graham came to the stage and filled it - literally as well as figuratively.  The round of applause they received just for their soundcheck was something to behold, before they finally launched into first track and all-round crowd pleaser "Spit".  They then rattled through what seemed like a greatest hits collection including "CoG TV Cribs", a funny take-off on MTV's Cribs, "Pick Up Little Teddy", and a bouncy rock/rap song featuring the wonderful Little of lead vocals and "Body in a Binbag", with Coxy's usual fantastic work on guitar generating whoops and admiring looks from the audience as well as the next band due on stage, Smiling Ivy.  "Gimmie da Fing" got everyone moving and swaying and bouncing, whilst "Here Come the" generated the usual skanking up in front of stage by an audience which was now swelling rapidly.  Just as last time at the Redhouse, The Graham finished off with a wonderful cover of "Lodi Dodi" by Snoop Doggy Dogg (AKA "La Di Da Di"), Little Teddy on lead vocals and Coxstardelux taking the ample cover by A Taste of Honey.  As last time, this was a brilliant finale to a great set.

Smiling Ivy were their usual amazing selves.  By the end of Chronicles of Graham, the floor was packed with people ready to watch Smiling Ivy.  I won't pretend to be well-versed on the tracks played by the band, but every one was a crowd pleaser, danceable, loud and fun, just as one would expect from them.  The drummer was, as usual, a failing mass of hair and arms, every inch look like 'Animal' from The Muppets.  The frontman owned the stage, whilst the band as a whole were tight, and clearly having fun, joking around with each other  between songs.  These are certainly a band to enjoy, and one I plan to watch again on April 6th at Penelopes - come join me please!

Monday 5 March 2012

Secrets of the Boud'Yargggh Burlesque @ West Street Live

Website: www.secretsoftheboudoirburlesque.com
Description: Burlesque
Location: West Street Live
Address: West Street, Sheffield, Yorkshire, S1 4ES

(EDIT, 11th March 2012 @ 18:20.  Facebookers can see photos from the night here, courtesy of the beautiful Deadly Nightshade).

Secrets of the Boudoir Burlesque may be four years old, but like many brilliant young things, it's already started school - it's own school in fact - Where two of the stars of Secrets, Deadly Nightshade and Cherry Du Bois turn teacher.  I first heard of Secrets around two years ago, and have made my way to five or six of the events, including themes as diverse as musicals, movies, hallowe'en, the circus and Christmas, as well as the Oxjam Special last year (for Oxfam).  This time, it was the turn of the pirates to pillage the ever-wonderful hosts, West Street Live.

Tahlullah Manhattan as "The Siren"

For the second event running, one of the graduates of Deadly NightShade and Cherry Du Bois's Secrets school performed - this time, as the opening act.  Miss Tahlullah Manhattan carefully treaded the line between sweet and sexy, all the while remaining alluring and ethereal as the siren, putting the unwitting crew of the Good Ship West Street Live under her spell with the seeming ease of a long-term performer.  Tahlullah is very sexy, and for someone at such a young age and early in her burlesque career, she really is one for the future.  I for one hope to see her at many more Secrets nights!

Kitty Fantastic as "The Lobster"
Following Tahlullah was Secrets regular Evie Farrah, for the first of her two performances of the night.  Beginning as a pirate before ending up as a mermaid, this routine had all the usual hallmarks of Evie's performances, being lyrical, flowing, and of course, very sexy.  Clearly pregnant, Evie was quite clearly revelling in the enhanced bust that only silicone or aconstant dose of progesterone can provide!  Some previous dance training/experience is, one would suggest evident here.

Warren Peace, Secrets compĆØre extraordinaire stepped up next in the guise of Skeg-vegas' finest Celine Dion tribute act.  Keeping with the nautical theme, Warren sang "My Heart Will Go On" (from Titantic) albeit with slightly saucier words  Warren would return later with co-compĆØre Duke O'Growl and perform another fantastically sexually charged performance.  Individually, these two are fantastic, but the whole is definitely greater than the sum of the parts.

Deadly Nightshade as "Black Magic Woman"
When Warren left the stage, a friendly crustacean in the form of Kitty Fantastic entered the fray.  A nod to Dita's Martini Glass routine, this lobster jumped into the pot, and started bathing in the boiling hot water with the carrots!

Twins Cherry du Boir and Scarlett Noir took to the stage next for a wonderful performance to "Anything You Can Do" from the musical Annie Get Your Gun.  As fantastic an example of sibling rivalry as one will ever see, and one which I suspect was not entirely fictional!

Duke O' Growl returned solo to belt out a fabulous rendition of "Sailing", before a real treat for the ladies in the form of the first 'boylesque' performance at Secrets since Doc Le Roc took on Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera back in June 2011.  Flixx DĆ©montrant performed a brilliant routine hunting for treasure and inexplicable ending up in his boxer shorts!  Regardless, he seemed to go down well (Warren seemed to be a a particular fan!)

A sexy Evie Farrah dancing to
N*E*R*D's "She Wants To Move"
Warren and Duke returned for a duet, before Evie Farrah returned for her second performance of the night, a Rio-inspired dance to N*E*R*D's "She Wants to Move". A composition which includes no stripping whatsoever, and yet is always sexy - Evie really is on of my favourite performers!

Belle Nouvelle was next up, performing a wonderful music/burlesque fusion piece with her mermaid.  This was certainly one of the highlights of the night, before Duke again returned to sing "Sailing" before Deadly Nightshade brought the Black Magic Woman out.  This sexy and quite classical performance probably brought the most whoops and cheers from the crowd of any of the performers that evening.  Whilst not spectacular (although Nightshade most certainly can be!) this was a very professional performance, where she really let Deadly Nightshade come to the fore.

Flixx DĆ©montrant as Captain Hook
Flixx DĆ©montrant returned to headline the night.  He again went down very well with my shipmates, by this time all either suffering the effects of the survey or too well lubricated on rum-based cocktails to notice.  His final piece really did show that burlesque - watching and performing - really is for both genders, and he danced and thrust his Captain Hook around the small stage.  The costuming was, as always, fantastic, with his jacket in particular sending me overboard.  Flixx is certainly another act I hope to see more of at Secrets in the future.

With the usual array of stalls around the edge of the bar was here again, including the wonderful Mad Hatters cakes (the cupcakes are better than Fancie - seriously, try the the PB & J cake!) and ever-present Imogen's Imagination with her wonderfully intricate facinators (my favourite was the orchid) alongside newer stalls such as  Razorblade Mermaid Jewllery making this a complete experience rather than just a night out.  The staff at West Street Live are friendly, and there were even special pirate and nautical themed cocktails on the menu for the evening.

The evening closed, as always, with the raffle, including a wonderful cake from Mad Hatters, loads of goody bags with sweeties and bath products and jewellery courtesy of Razorblade Mermaid and the announcement of the best dressed guest award.  For just £7 advanced/£8 on the door, it is cheap enough to prize money away from my Paypal account every three months without being so cheap that lagered-up lads see it as a destination on their Sunday night booze-up - keeping the clientĆØle very much weighted in favour of females than one may expect for a night of (mostly) women removing their clothes.

Secrets has always been one of my favourite nights in Sheffield, and is always a night I look out for when it comes around.  Please though, if you are reading this, I urge you not to go - don't spoil it for the rest of us!

Thursday 23 February 2012

Dweam Babes // 60s Girl Groups-Ye Ye-Beat Chic and Sultry Soul

Event: Dweam Babes
Description: 60s Girl Groups-Ye Ye-Beat Chic and Sultry Soul
Location: The Washington
Address: 87 Fitzwilliam Street, Sheffield, England S1 4JP

It should have been a great evening  My sister was visiting, and a few of us were going to go out and have a bit of a dance in the Washington to Dweam Babes - in many ways similar to an old favourite night of mine, Be My Baby, a night which has been held at the Red House.

The music was great, however as it was a Wednesday, and towards the end of the month, sadly, there wasn't quitethe crowd that the organisers and DJ's would have wanted, or indeed as I've seen before on a Friday night, for example.

The Washington itself, is one of my favourite Sheffield pubsAbbeydale Moonshine is always on tap, and there was a lovely couple of malt whiskeys on the night as well.  The atmosphere is always warm, with friendly bar staff, and ample outside smoking area, and an interesting series of graffiti in the men's room.

Quiet though the bar was, the music was great, and there were the odd couple of groups dancing.  Sadly, for the most part though, it just felt as thought the either the music was too loud, or the bar too empty - too loud for a conversation, but empty enough that one could feel self-conscious dancing.  We even contemplated switching to the deep end on the other side of the bar to continue our chat.

This has the potential to be a really good night, but I think it needs to move venue, or night - I don't think that the Washington would be able to house it on a weekend, as it's generally rammed with rockers on their way to Corporation.  Nonetheless, it was a good night, and one which I would like to attend again.  So please, if you're reading this, head down to the next one - and bring a crowd!

Friday 17 February 2012

Lunch at Relish

Event: N/A
Location: Relish
Address: 371-373 Ecclesall Road

Ah, a weekday off.  The whole day to myself.  What could be better than a walk down Ecclesall Road?  A visit to the Spice Market CafĆ©, that's what.  Or as it's now been renamed, Relish.

Crispy roast red pepper and feta risotto cakes
Upon entering the cafĆ©/restaurant, you're hit by how cool the place seems.  Bob Dylan plays on the stereo.  People are just chilling out with a coffee, watching the world go by.  I've no doubt it's far busier in an evening, but after a hurried walk down Ecclesall Road, this was the perfect antidote.

We were offered our seats, and given just the right amount of time to select our drinks - a pint of Jaipur IPA for myself (like all RED/Richard Smith offerings, they serve Thornbridge and a pot of tea (which turned out to be quite generous) for Jen.

Jen had the wrap of smoked salmon shaved cucumber, cream cheese, lemon, capers, red onion, romaine lettuce and black pepper (£9) whilst I plumped for the chickpea and sweet potato burger with halloumi (£10), served on a toasted sesame breakcake with tomato, lettuce, dill pickle and red onion relish.  Both were served with chips (your choice, fries or chunky), homemade ketchup and coleslaw.  The burger was fantastic, and really filling - we didn't need a pud!

Service was swift, efficient but friendly, and the staff didn't feel like anything was a burden, and were happy to help - all members of staff we passed on the way out saying 'goodbye'.  I'd be interested to see how they cope on a bus evening, but during the day, top marks!  Many thanks.

UPDATE - THURSDAY 23rd FEBRUARY

We went back for another lunch.  This time it was busier, as we were nearer to lunch time, at 13:30, adn there were three of us.  We had Crispy roast red pepper and feta risotto cakes with roquette salad, basil niloi and tomato salsa, Salad of smoked chicken with chorizo, little gem lettuce, crispy bacon, blue cheese, walnuts, roasted red peppers with an extra virgin olive oil and aged balsamic dressing and a thin tard of aubergine, dried tomatoes and goats cheese with a roquette salad.  All were really nice, however in the first instance, the salad came without the blue cheese or roasted peppers.  However, as soon as we pointed this out, the staff could not have been more helpful or apologetic, and a new meal was brought to our table within 3 minutes.  I also went for a latte this time, instead of the alcoholic beverage, and one of us had a berry smoothie, which at only £3 was phenomenal, and almost a meal in itself.

At only £42 for three meals, a smoothie, two lattes, a tea and an orange juice, Relish still comes highly recommended for quality food, helpful attentive staff and price.

Tuesday 14 February 2012

Slam Bam Thank You Ma’am 2: Crappy Valentine’s Day Edition @ The Riverside

Event: Slam Bam Thank You Ma’am 2: Crappy Valentine’s Day Edition
Description: Poetry Slam
Location: The Riverside
Address: 1 Mowbray St, Neepsend, Sheffield, Yorkshire, S3 8EN

Original Flyer
It sounds a simple enough concept.  Take ten poets and 50+ guests, cram them into a tiny function room above a pub (the Riverside).  Give each poet two minutes to do their thing, and then score them, with the top five going into a final for the change of another 2 minutes to wow us.

Well, the simple ideas are always the best, and wow us they did!  The theme of the evening was love (or lack thereof).  From Gav Roberts' (of The Bridge Inn's open mic night fame) emasculating tale of having his mobile phone charger thrown to him from a bedroom window to Jevie's (I hope I've spelled you name correctly!) wonderfully soaring rhythmic piece about dancing and its important and relevance in human nature.  In between times we had love over a surgical procedure, laments over rubbish Valentine's gifts (only the rabbit was any good - and then the batteries died), an uncomfortable break-up over the telephone (it's not me - it's you) and polygamous homosexual intercourse.
The winner's trophy

The wonderful thing about any poetry slam though, of course, are that the writer/performers are ordinary human beings with normal jobs, sitting amongst the audience (I myself was sat between two of the finalists).  This give great opportunities for meeting like-minded people.  It is also, or course, fantastic to hear poetry read out by the poet, as they'd intended - to hear the inflections, rhythm and intonation, and indeed, some of my favourite were not simply well-written, sharp and funny, but well performed as well.

The eventual winner in the final was Jevie, with a powerful and violently charged piece, with Gav's dual offering including circling dead goldfish bagging him second, and first-timer Emily bagging third with a humourous riposte to my former go-to club, Corporation (and the buggers who want to take her there).

This led onto Steph Pike, performance poet, political activist and winner of the first Slam Bam Thank You Ma’am, returning for a headline slot.  Amongst her pieces was a really quite witty and rude piece about our banks, the bankers who working in them and the banking that they do which I felt was delivered impeccable, however her piece "I Want to Fuck David Cameron" left me somewhat cold.  Nonetheless, she was a great finale to a brilliant evening, and something I'd certainly like to go to again.

Please Contact Sarah Thomasin if you would like to perform at the next event.

Monday 13 February 2012

Cool Beans - Dexter Dextrous and the Fingersmiths, Smiling Ivy & Chronicles of Graham @ The Red House

Disclaimer - My cousin is one of the founders of Chronicles of Graham
Coxstardelux.
Photo courtesy of Emily Louise Bryan

The Red House is one of my favourite pubs in Sheffield, and Chronicles of Graham one of my favourite bands - and I'm not just saying that because my cousin's in the band.  Right from the opening "Spit", in which Trickboi, Mr Icus, Little Teddy, Brogue the Rogue and whomever else gets up on stage with them to spit 16 bars each through to their finale, Little Teddy taking the lead on Snoop Doggy Dogg's "Lodi Dodi" with Coxstar Delux on the chorus, this was a tour de force.

Most of my favourites were played, from the aggression of the opener and doom metal of "Body in a Binbag", through to the reggae-inspired "Gimmie da Fing" and the crescendo of "Pick Up Little Teddy", this was one the their tightest performances, with the only slight downer for me the decreased volume on Teddy's mic following her first track.

Dave's keyboards were slick as always, and seemed to take on a far more prominent role in the songs than I was used to.  I imagine that this is a deliberate effort, and if so, it worked well.  Apron was somewhat hidden away around the corner, but his drumming was tight - he didn't drop a bollock all night.  Buddha Sez No and Didley Dee on backing vocals were (as always) fabulous, and the substitution of bouncing around like a pogo stick on a trampoline by a slow side-to-side sway following the latter belting out her own song, "Underbelly of Darkness" was most welcome, the song itself impeccably delivered as always.


Next up, Smiling Ivy.  I originally wanted to see these guys at Corporation of a bill featuring China Shop Bull and Stand Out Riot (And of course, Chronicles of Graham), but they had to pull out last minute, so I was buzzing to see them.  The dirt of Corp and the relative glitz of the Red House could not have been more different in many ways,  but they were nonetheless phenomenal.  Tonight, their frenetic brand of Ska sounded sublime, and with the crowd throwing themselves around at such a pace you could almost hear the sweat dripping from the walls and taste it in the air.  All their songs were very easy to dance to, whilst simultaneously not seeming over-familiar or generic.  The sax was sweet, the drums tight and the bass driving, whilst Dan on vocals and rhythm kept my attention, was witty and is, most importantly, a fantastic singer.

In between times, the Cool Beans DJ's kept the party flowing with dirty beats and a healthy sprinkling reggae, rock and funk.

Get down to the South Sea on St. Patrick's Day, and watch Smiling Ivy and Chronicles of Graham on the same stage again - you won't regret it, see you there!

Saturday 11 February 2012

DNA @ Sheffield Studio Theatre

Event: DNA
Description: Theatre
Location: The Studio Theatre
Address: 55 Norfolk Street, Sheffield, Yorkshire, S1 1DA

DNA.  An odd play, and apparently now a GCSE text, which probably explained the large number of teenagers in the audience.  The play itself, I found quite interesting,  yet somehow quite banal, repetitive even.  Maybe this is a deliberate ploy of the writer's to illustrate contemporary teenage existence - it's not all Skins fuck party fuck, nor is it Inbetweeners cringe shy cringe.  Maybe we're all just drifting along, nothing happens, banality one day, profound explanations the next, but we're all too shut off to care?

The story itself was simple enough.  A group of teenagers goaded a weaker boy into perform a dangerous stunt, and he slipped and died.  How, the group are faced with a difficult choice; do they turn themselves in, admit what they've done and face the consequences, or do they wait it out, hope no one will suspect them, even try to push the investigation - and the blame - onto someone else, an innocent man?

The somewhat weak repetitive dialogue was more than made up for by the great performances from the cast.  The lead, I suppose you would say, was Phil (James Alexandrou) although he had roughly 20% of the lines of Leah (Leah Brotherhood) whose monologues provided the profound, the ridiculous and everything in between.  Daniel Francis-Swaby had probably the most difficult role, and was sublime in depicting Brian's slip into semi-sanity.

All in all, quite an enjoyable evening, but it will seem really short at barely 80 minutes, and did on occasions seem quite sluggish.  I think that this was a mediocre evening made good by a strong cast and minimal staging, rather than a great play in itself.  Still, worth checking out.